If you dare utter "Game of Thrones" spoilers in the Tampa Bay Rays clubhouse, rest assured, even Jon Snow won't be able to protect you from Evan Longoria.
Unable to catch Sunday's episode of the smash HBO epic, Longoria wasn't about to have "Stormborn" ruined for him at the ballpark, instructing his teammates Monday via whiteboard message to "keep conversations at a whisper" in consideration of those still an episode behind.
Avoiding spoilers is no easy feat, though, Evan. You're in the great game now.