Watch: Kershaw savagely psyches-out D-Backs mascot

Baxter, the Arizona Diamondbacks' mascot (which, for some inexplicable reason, is a bobcat), just wanted to exchange some cordial handshakes with the opposition ahead of Friday's game at Chase Field.

Clayton Kershaw, the Los Angeles Dodgers' dastardly ace, had other ideas.

Kershaw - back from the disabled list and feeling impish - extended his hand to Baxter, who timidly reached to shake it, only to embarrass the poor bobcat with an epic psyche-job.

Those three-time Cy Young award winners sure are cards, aren't they?