At least he's getting his exercise.
Retired big-league pitcher Dan Haren has done nothing if not entertain us with his Twitter feed ever since he stopped toeing the rubber.
On Monday, Haren tweeted that not only did Pokemon GO take him to the produce section of his local supermarket, but former teammate and Los Angeles Angels slugger Albert Pujols caught him hunting red-handed.
"It's quite possible I need a (sic) job," Haren added.
Never change, Dan.