Having Neymar on your team is like playing FIFA against someone whose controller is missing the pass, shoot, and sprint buttons.
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The Brazilian superstar, who scored once and brought all his trademark tricks, flicks, and fancy footwork to Sunday's 6-1 annihilation of Celta Vigo, added two more victims to his ever-growing Rolodex of humiliated defenders.
Josep Sene didn't stand a chance against this nonchalant rainbow flick:
And poor goalkeeper Sergio Alvarez had no idea this was coming:
Just another day at the office.