This is a statue of Cristiano Ronaldo that was unveiled Sunday in his childhood home of Madeira:
Cristiano Ronaldo's statue was unveiled in Madeira today. It's... well, look at it. pic.twitter.com/wABk4gf2hT
— Alexandre Queirós (@alexqueiros) December 21, 2014
Portugal's favorite son is, by the country's own account, decidedly impish. He won't admit it, but he's likely not pleased with the fact that his height has been badly represented.
On the other hand, Ronaldo must be very impressed with the interpretation of his, um, manhood in the statue. Apparently his compatriots think highly of him in at least one area.