English minnow 'denies' non-existent link to Ronaldo
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The dream of landing Cristiano Ronaldo is alive and well among gullible Salisbury FC supporters.
After exactly zero reports linked Ronaldo with a move to the seventh-tier club, the few who've been hopelessly anticipating the Real Madrid star's arrival were given a (fake) boost when Salisbury tweeted the following on Friday:
The club has no comment to make at this time regarding Cristiano Ronaldo's rumoured move to Salisbury #COYW
— Salisbury FC (@SalisburyFC) June 16, 2017
It was a perfectly timed bit of banter after reports suggested Ronaldo is on the verge of a move away from Real Madrid.
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