Arsenal has managed to hit the target just twice in today's match against Liverpool, and yet the Gunners now lead 2-1 thanks to Olivier Giroud and his glorious hair.
All right, the Frenchman's flow had nothing to do with it, but don't waste your breath arguing that it didn't contribute to the beauty of this goal. We will not entertain that kind of talk around here.
A memo to Liverpool on defending: mark the players wearing a different-coloured shirt.