Manchester City gave fans an opportunity to interact with winger Jesus Navas on Monday morning, opening up their official Twitter account and encouraging questions with the poorly-worded hashtag "Ask Jesus."
It went exactly the way you think it did.
Biblical jokes, the majority of which were awful, turned the experiment into a farce as they flooded the club's timeline - which you can see in it's entirety here.
Here's a collection of the best (worst) on display.
Who's God's preferred winger, you or Moses? #askjesus
— The Stebie (@ThoseScouseLads) July 28, 2014
If you can turn water into wine, can you turn Glen Johnson into a footballer? #askjesus
— Matty Johnson (@MattyJohnson8) July 28, 2014
I know you can heal the lame, but would Andy Carroll be too big an ask? #AskJesus
— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 28, 2014
Did you become a winger because of your previous experience with crosses? #AskJesus
— b. (@_wangwe) July 28, 2014
Did you prefer City over Chelsea because their owner's a Roman? #askjesus
— El Scouse (@elscouse) July 28, 2014
Can you perform a miracle and make Daley Blind see again? #AskJesus
— Michael (@Mike_Nkansah) July 28, 2014
Those are all pretty terrible. These two, however, are fantastic:
You fed 5,000 people with five loaves and two fish, so why didn't you give Yaya a cake? #AskJesus
— ⚽️ Alpha Zaba ⚽️ (@AlphaZaba) July 28, 2014
#askjesus you walked on water but can you do it on a cold, Tuesday night in Stoke?
— Chris (@Kristov86) July 28, 2014
Whoever decided that "Ask Jesus" was preferable to "Ask Navas" may not have a job come Tuesday.