The dream of landing Cristiano Ronaldo is alive and well among gullible Salisbury FC supporters.
After exactly zero reports linked Ronaldo with a move to the seventh-tier club, the few who've been hopelessly anticipating the Real Madrid star's arrival were given a (fake) boost when Salisbury tweeted the following on Friday:
It was a perfectly timed bit of banter after reports suggested Ronaldo is on the verge of a move away from Real Madrid.