One of the world's best left-backs. One of the world's most versatile players. Equally adept in both defense and attack. David Alaba can do it all. If that was the extent of his talents, perhaps we wouldn't be so jealous.
But then, Bayern Munich's jack-of-all-trades goes and does things like this every few weeks:
Leave some awesomeness for the rest of the world, man. It's not fair that you just hog all of it.