VIDEO: Tom Brady gets buried alive by evil children

Handsome quarterback Tom Brady took to Facebook on Wednesday to identify and publicly shame the "culprits," as he called them, of an assassination attempt: his children!

As you can see in the video, his children, who recently took out multiple suspicious life insurance policies, are standing around gleefully watching their father's death throws, when Brady emerges from his would-be shallow grave to scare off the would-be assassins.

Brady ultimately apprehends the suspect and dishes out his personal brand of vigilante justice, a hug and possibly multiple kisses.