Saints' Brees randomly drug tested twice since claiming he wants to play until he's 45

New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees' desire to toss the pigskin professionally until he's 45 has apparently drawn some attention from higher powers trying to test the validity of his fountain of youth.

Although Brees is having a laugh about the strange coincidence, it would be nice if he could just go ahead and share the location of his Lazarus Pit with the rest of us.