Gortat on matching mohawks with Webster: 'We're both sexual chocolate'
Evan Habeeb / USA TODAY Sports
Ah, media day.
The annual official arrival of players for a new season, filled with funny quotes and the unique quirks that make the NBA so fun to follow.
The Washington Wizards exemplified this joy above all other teams on Monday, as both center Marcin Gortat and guard Martell Webster arrived at media day sporting mohawk haircuts.
Gortat explain the matching hairstyles with the quote of the day.
Gortat on the Mohawks: "Martell's sexual black chocolate and I'm sexual white chocolate so we have to look the same." pic.twitter.com/ewJDvoOnpz
— Sarah Kogod (@SarahKogod) September 29, 2014
Sexual chocolate in the chocolate city. It all adds up.