Kings' Lawson dominates Cousins in playful wrestling match

"Get this angry midget off me, man."

DeMarcus Cousins learned the hard way that talking smack about 5-foot-11 Ty Lawson will land him in a world of hurt.

With Sacramento Kings teammate Matt Barnes egging him on, Lawson mounted Boogie - who's a foot taller and 75 pounds heavier - at the Wells Fargo Center prior to their game against the Philadelphia 76ers Wednesday, earning himself a theoretical unanimous decision win in their impromptu and completely harmless wrestling match.

Who says the Kings can't be both dysfunctional and fun?