FAIL: Sounder Fans Thriller

You know, the Thriller dance is cool when it's being done by Filipino inmates or Jennifer Garner, but when it's being done poorly by a bunch of costumed Seattle Sounders fans before a playoff game, it just seems kind of weak.

If you want to know why the American masses hate soccer, watch this clip. Can you picture this sort of thing going on outside of Yankee Stadium during the playoffs? I think not.

(Via The Offside Rules)