City uses 'Ask Jesus' hashtag for Twitter chat with Jesus Navas, religious jokes predictably ensue
Manchester City gave fans an opportunity to interact with winger Jesus Navas on Monday morning, opening up their official Twitter account and encouraging questions with the poorly-worded hashtag "Ask Jesus."
It went exactly the way you think it did.
Biblical jokes, the majority of which were awful, turned the experiment into a farce as they flooded the club's timeline - which you can see in it's entirety here.
Here's a collection of the best (worst) on display.
Who's God's preferred winger, you or Moses? #askjesus
— The Stebie (@ThoseScouseLads) July 28, 2014
If you can turn water into wine, can you turn Glen Johnson into a footballer? #askjesus
— Matty Johnson (@MattyJohnson8) July 28, 2014
I know you can heal the lame, but would Andy Carroll be too big an ask? #AskJesus
— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 28, 2014
Did you become a winger because of your previous experience with crosses? #AskJesus
— b. (@_wangwe) July 28, 2014
Did you prefer City over Chelsea because their owner's a Roman? #askjesus
— El Scouse (@elscouse) July 28, 2014
Can you perform a miracle and make Daley Blind see again? #AskJesus
— Michael (@Mike_Nkansah) July 28, 2014
Those are all pretty terrible. These two, however, are fantastic:
You fed 5,000 people with five loaves and two fish, so why didn't you give Yaya a cake? #AskJesus
— ⚽️ Alpha Zaba ⚽️ (@AlphaZaba) July 28, 2014
#askjesus you walked on water but can you do it on a cold, Tuesday night in Stoke?
— Chris (@Kristov86) July 28, 2014
Whoever decided that "Ask Jesus" was preferable to "Ask Navas" may not have a job come Tuesday.