FAIL: Rio's Infomercial

Apparently Manchester United need to pay more money to Rio Ferdinand, because the England captain has been reduced to going on American television to sell something called SoccerXzier Pro, getting his dignity shredded in the process.

This may be the single most embarrassing athlete endorsement I've ever seen. As if the host's shorts aren't bad enough, he calls Rio "Raul," and implies that his entire career can be attributed to this crappy hunk of plastic.

I don't know what's going on in Rio's personal life that makes him need money this badly, but Sir Alex really needs to sit down with him and explain why this was a bad call.

(Via Unprofessional Foul)