Most Insane Sandwich Ever
We here at The Buzz have occasionally been criticized for having too many posts about things that are "not sports." However, most of these posts are:
a) Exceedingly awesome and
b) Could possibly be classified as "sports" if you were willing to take a really, really liberal view of what a sport is.
For example, the vaguely suicidal lunatics at EpicMealTime have made more ridiculous food and recorded themselves eating it. On it's surface, this is not a sport. But, if you're willing to open your mind a little bit, this COULD be considered a sport.
For example, competitive eating is a thing. It may not totally be a sport, but it's at least as much of a sport as as poker, which is on sports television all the time. This may not be an IFOCE-sanctioned event, but saying that a lack of official recognition makes this contest of man versus food any less valid than the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest is like saying your Sunday morning rec league soccer game isn't a sport because it hasn't been personally blessed by Sepp Blatter.
Additionally, it's hard to argue with the fact that eating a Double Kill is an impressive physical achievement, much like running the 100 metres in 9.58 seconds, only much, much dumber.
What's a Double Kill? A Double Kill is the KFC Double Down taken to it's logical extreme. Where the Double Down is bacon, cheese and some sort of sauce sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken, the Double Kill is two pieced of fried chicken bookending a tower of beef patties, bacon, cheese, bread, macaroni and cheese, onion rings and more chicken. It may be the worst idea in the history of man. It is also very impressive.