Morning Link Dump - 09/04/10
Obligatory Sports Babe
Good weekend morning sports fans and perverts.
Today, we're going with Jennifer Borgsdorff, who, in addition to having a Swedish name has a Swedish rack of meatballs that don't need lingonberry sauce to make them appetizing.
Know what I'm saying?
The only unappetizing part of this cutlet is that her choice in AL East teams is off. Way off. But if you're interested in informing her of this, you're even more off.
She could field my grounders any day. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure you get what I'm going for.
Quote Of The Day
"Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that [very bad word] make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice," says Mel Gibson's man of the year, Floyd Mayweather in reference to the potential fight, everyone who has ever watched boxing is hoping for, against Manny Pacquiao.
I was recently in Vancouver and I ate sushi all the time. It was delicious.
I hope Mayweather can find someone else to share this delicious treat with because trying to organize anything between the two fighters is just a colossal waste of time.
Right Off The Bat
How would you like a link to a gallery of Tulsa Oilers Cheerleaders? You would? Okay, you can give me leg massages then. Otherwise, stay the hell away from my body, please.
The Truth
Old women who dress like pirates make me feel uncomfortable. I mean, I think it's cool that ladies are no longer under the thumb of sexual oppression, and are free to express their sexuality in any manner they choose, but maybe they could still pretend that we're in charge when we got out for a date, rather than having a peg leg and saying "aaaaargh" all the time.
Walking through the dim lights of a retirement home to find you isn't exactly what I anticipated when your friend talked me into taking you out.
Lineman Can't Block Car
University of Iowa offensive lineman Josh Koeppel got absolutely dummied by a car while out driving his motorcycle. Thankfully, he did it while being filmed by someone who could put video evidence of it on YouTube! because let's be honest, it would've been a waste of an accident otherwise.
