The Quintessential Back Heel

If you've ever played soccer or football or voetbal or calcio, or whatever you want to call it, this video will make you feel stupid.

It doesn't matter if you've played competitively for years or you're the Mayor of a city in Manitoba who laced up the ol' boots for a photo op, Le Havre FC's Hassan Alla is going to make you feel utterly ridiculous for ever looking at the same type of ball that he manages to orchestrate so beautifully in this clip.

This video makes me want to announce my own international retirement because I know I'll never be able to equal this feat.  And the whole "lack of talent" thing plays a role in my decision too, but just watch . . .

Homoerotic post goal celebratory kisses on the cheek to Total Pro Sports for bringing this video to my attention.