Morning Link Dump - 08/15/10
Obligatory Sports Babe
I'd be lying if I told you that delivering dudes boners brought me some sort of satisfaction.
In fact, I walk away from each Morning Link Dump feeling a little dirtier than I did the day before
You try getting comfortable with being responsible for posting a picture that some men might get a particular level of enjoyment out of in their spare time.
So, it's with that in mind that I bring you photos of Holly Madison's mom bum at the premiere for The Expendables starring Randy Couture among other shells of actors.
The former Playboy Bunny looks as though she could benefit from some hopping around on the ol' treadmill or perhaps some ring girl exercises similar to what she did at UFC 100 when she joined Arianny Celeste in the oh-so-important task of informing the live audience of what round the fight is in while wearing a bathing suit.
Those were simpler times and the days of much better photographs for Miss Madison.
Casual FIFA
Apparently, FIFA is considering eliminating ties for the World Cup tournament.
Personally, I believe that ties should remain a part of the tournament. I understand how hot it can get in South Africa or Brazil, but when it comes to fashion, one must always maintain a modicum of decorum. The neck-tie belongs in the game.
Tebow The Letter
As a Denver Broncos fan, I can't wait for five years from now when people are still wearing their ill advised purchases of Tim Tebow merchandise to Broncos games. Now, it looks as though there's going to be more people in line for a healthy dose of mockery and derision than I would've originally thought.
According to a story in the St. Petersburgh Times, Tebow is currently the third most popular athtlete in America. This is, of course, despite never even taking a snap in a regular season NFL game, and not being scheduled to do so for some time.
Tebow is off to a good start. He signed the deals with EA Sports and Nike even before he was drafted 25th overall by the Broncos in April. Earlier this month, 500 pairs of his shoes went on sale at NikeStore.com at 1:50 a.m., and they were gone by 1:55. They're now for sale on eBay for up to $500 a pair. His jersey on NFLShop.com was the league's top seller on draft weekend and that hasn't changed since. Blue Tebow jerseys. Orange Tebow jerseys. White Tebow jerseys. Pink Tebow jerseys. This summer, at his first preseason practice with the Broncos, the team broke its training camp attendance record.
The Hey Yous
Hey former QPR player and convicted assaulter of females, Marlon King, I know this great curry place on the East side that may be hiring, you enormous piece of shit.
Hey complete-opposite-of-Jeff-George, Bernie Kosar, no one would've considered you a lucky NFL quarterback, but in comparison to your life since you retired, you must've had a leprechaun shoved up your ass during your playing days.
Hey 2009 3rd Round Pick of the San Francisco 49ers, Glen Coffee, after seeing what happened to Bernie Kosar, are you still certain your ready for early retirement?
Hey real action fighter of father in laws, Francisco Rodriguez, dude, everyone knows that phone books to the ribs leave almost no marks at all. There are no extra points for fathers in the crazy to hot ratio.
Hey son of former NFLer Ickey Woods, Jovante Woods, shuffle on up to Heaven.
Aside
How mixed are your feelings when a trade proposal you send out in fantasy baseball is immediately accepted? On one hand you likely just added a player or two that cost far less than what you'd expect, but on the other hand the eagerness with which the deal was accepted makes you second guess yourself almost immediately.
Life can be so difficult sometimes.
What A Waste
This is just about all I can take right now. What a fucking waste. If you're going to drink beer at a baseball game, please get your shit together:
