BAIL: Foul Ball Boyfriend

I might just be completely making this up, but I'm pretty sure a lot of women don't want to have a boyfriend who they think is smarter than they are. Unfortunately, though, there just aren't enough smart guys willing to pretend to be dumb to go around, which means that some a lot of them get stuck with actual idiots. Y'know, like the guy in this clip from Deadspin, who briefly attempted to shield his ladyfriend as a line drive rocketed towards their seats during last night's Houston Astros game, then at the last second bailed, letting her get clocked in the arm.

Oh, but at least he got the ball. Well played, big man.