More Bitter Old Flyers Fan!

The Chicago Jack-offs? Offering to send your shaved off ass hair to Hawks fans?

Oh, JKallih, never change. Never, ever, ever change.

Someone please, for the love of everything that's right and good in this world, go up to the bars on Second Street in Philly before any of the Flyers home games during the Stanley Cup Finals, find this man, and get absolutely shitfaced with him. How could that not be pretty much the best thing ever?

(Well... OK... but it would be pretty good.)