Jack Nicholson is keeping the ball

For the average person sitting courtside at an NBA game with a Few Good Men and having the ball come to you is As Good As It Gets or something to check off The Bucket List. Not so much for Jack Nicholson. It's happened so many times that Something's Gotta Give. Always the Joker, he's puting the ball in A Safe Place and isn't giving it back again.

He's really taking a Shining to it. 

{image via the always lovely CJ Fogler}