The Houston Astros Have Reached New Levels Of Terrible
The Houston Astros are currently 40-87 (.315 winning %), giving them MLB's worst record by nine games. On the road, they're 13-52 (.250 winning percentage %).
Summarized: The 2012 Houston Astros are INCREDIBLY awful.
And things only seem to be getting worse (which I didn't think was possible) for the Astros. Look at this play from their game on Saturday against the New York Mets at Citi Field (GIF via Gifulmination):
Additional angles from FanGraphs:
Please do not let Tom Emanski watch the Astros.