Sir Charles: The Ringer
IT guys are mysterious creatures. Everyone knows what they do is important, but no one's entire sure what that is.
They're kind of like wizards who fly down from the hills, fix your computer problems, lob a few mild insults at you in return, and fly back up.
Outsource IT company CDW has an alternative idea as to how the system could work. Hire them to handle your IT needs, then use the newly freed-up space to hire Charles Barkley as a ringer for your corporate basketball team. (Personally, I'm not a huge fan of this idea. The Score doesn't have a corporate basketball team, and I like standing around chatting shit with our IT wizard, Ron "I Love It When You Call Me Big" Papa.)
That said, I'm sure this model works for someone somewhere. Here's an ad extolling the benefits of hiring CDW to do your IT work, then replacing your current IT guys with Sir Charles.
(Via Cosby Sweaters)