Reacting to Rivers

Sometimes, watching people watch sports is just as much fun as actually watching sports. If you don't believe me, take a look at this guy watching last night's UNC-Duke game.

His housemates presumably knew that he was a huge Duke fan, because they were smart enough to have the camera phone rolling during the final minutes of the game. They weren't disappointed. In fact, they were rewarded with this somewhat confusing quote about Austin Rivers:

"He's got huge balls, and a huge dick! A huge dick!"

I understand that ball-size is often used as a metaphor, but I'm not sure how having a Ron Jeremy-like wang makes you a better basketball player.

(Via Sports Grid)