Morning Link Dump
Obligatory Sports Babe 
Our theme for the OSB this week, in honour of the Giants' Super Bowl victory, is women from New York. Wikipedia lists Scarlett Johansson's place of birth as New York City, so I'm just gonna go ahead and post her picture here today.
Today's Sports Birthday
Veteran NBA point guard, and two time MVP, Steve Nash turns 38-years old today. The 7-time NBA all-star is still performing at an elite level for the Phoenix Suns, but it's high time Steve Nash is freed from the desert to chase a championship with a contender.
Happy birthday Steve Nash, you magnificent bastard.
Quotable
White men can't shoot according to Seton Hall Pirates head coach Kevin Willard. Willard was forced to watch the final three minutes of his Pirates' 69-46 loss (their sixth straight) to Connecticut from the locker room on Saturday after he was ejected. Willard expressed his frustration over his team's inability to make shots after the game, via New Jersey Star-Ledger:
“That’s the thing, the frustrating thing is that we’re getting good looks but we’re just not making shots right now. I really think that’s three games in a row that we’ve gotten good looks and just can’t make a shot.
I don’t think we don’t have one guy who’s not in a slump. Haralds [Karlis] — he finally hit one. I’m the only coach who has white guys that can’t shoot."
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Denver Broncos RB Knowshon Moreno arrested for DUI while driving with 'SAUCED' vanity plates. (KDVR)
A photo gallery of the 2012 Wing Bowl features a lot of chicken wings, meat sweats and breasts. Sorta NSFW (Gawker)
A Wizards fan Baltches an Andray Blatche jersey. (D.C. Sports Bog)
Maria Menounos lost a bet and wore a Giants bikini on air. (Sports Crackle Pop)
More college football helmet concept art featuring the Pac-12 and SEC. (Lost Lettermen)
WWE superstar John Cena will serve as an honourary starter at the Daytona 500. (From The Marbles)
Madden 13's cover athlete vote kicks off on March 7 (spoiler: Peyton Hillis will not win). (The Gamer)
Video
Kwame Alexander brings down the basket in Division II action:
(Via Lost Lettermen)
