Heath Bell's Backyard

Three-time All-Star closer Heath Bell signed a three-year, $27 million contract this offseason with the Miami Marlins (it still feels really weird to say Miami Marlins). Bell spent the previous five seasons with the San Diego Padres, and still resides in San Diego. 

If you had the backyard that he does, you'd surely choose not to move as well:

Feel free to invite me to your next pool party, Mr. Bell.

H/T: The Hall Of Very Good