Worst of Jock Music

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Let's have a look at three professional athletes, or groups of athletes, who would be well advised to stick to their day jobs.

3. Brandon Bass – "Billion Dollar Dream"

My analysis of the former SEC Player of the Year's attempt at rapping was apparently so mean-spirited that at least one reader felt the need to tell me to "suck a baby dick."

That said, his flow is awful on this song, and the lyrics really don't make very much sense.

2. Free Reign – Heavier than Metal

Consisting of three NFL offensive linemen and one ringer, Free Reign blends together every subgenre of metal available, then sprays it all with a clearcoat of Staind. The riffs are heavy and the drumming is technically proficient, but that's not enough to prevent this from being a total trainwreck.

1. Ben Utecht – Christmas Hope

This Christmas, I'll hope for just one thing: That former NFL tight end Ben Utecht comes to his sense and keeps his Josh Groban-goes-to-church vocal stylings locked in the basement where they belong.