There is absolutely nothing I could write that could sum up my distaste for Tim Tebow as well as these two captioned photos do. I could write the football equivalent to War and Peace, and I still wouldn't be able to be as on the nose as this little nugget of PhotoShopped gold.
Just so we're clear, there are actually a number of reasons I dislike Tebow. (I refuse to hate anyone I haven't personally met, with the possible exceptions of Jerry Sandusky and Vladimir Putin.) I dislike his smugness, his preachiness, his outspoken virginity, and his stupid underwear commercials, but most of all, what I can't stand about Tim Tebow is this: