Phils Fan is Too Drunk
Like I said in a previous posts, it's damn hard to be too drunk to watch baseball. In fact, it's almost a given that you'll get a bit of a buzz on while watching a ballgame.
This Phillies went way beyond "buzzed," though. He's borderline catatonic. In fact, he's so wasted that the maternal-type lady sitting behind him felt the need to make sure he still had a pulse. I'm not sure if I'm appalled or impressed.
(Via Bro Bible)