Drunk Cubs Fan Interview
Opening Day morning outside of Wrigley Field is a massive party. There's a ton of bars in the area, and they're open early in the morning before the Cubs game starts at 1:20 PM. So by noon or so, half of the adults in the area are absolutely hammered.
For an example of such a person, watch this hilarious drunk chick be interviewed:
Classic. I definitely did not see an Alan Trammell reference coming.
H/T: Larry Brown Sports